Bacon Jam

There is one thing that makes this former vegan shout out about the yumminess of meat; “Bacon is awesome!” There is no way in hell that I would ever be a vegan again. First of all, vegan cheese sucks ass. There. I said it. So gross! Don’t even get me started on rice milk. Vegetarian dishes have come a long way in the 6 years I have become a meat eater again. I still love tofu, beans, and a yummy bean pattie. Don’t call it a burger; A burger is made of meat. Anyways, vegetarian food can be good.

Enter Bacon Jam. Not just any old bacon jam. Martha Stewart’s bacon jam. I am sure her many food servants came up with this recipe. It is glorious! How can I get on her team? Here is her recipe, and I bow down to her and her team. Do this and be happy. I might only give this to you as a gift from now on…present for your birthday, house warming, host/hostess gift, holiday gift, etc.
Eat it on toast, with eggs, strait on a spoon, etc. This is total food porn, so I won’t judge you with your bacon jam choices. =)

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http://www.marthastewart.com/326881/slow-cooker-bacon-jam

INGREDIENTS

1 1/2 pounds sliced bacon, cut crosswise into 1-inch pieces
2 medium yellow onions, diced small
3 garlic cloves, smashed and peeled
1/2 cup cider vinegar
1/2 cup packed dark-brown sugar
1/4 cup pure maple syrup
3/4 cup brewed coffee

DIRECTIONS

STEP 1
In a large skillet, cook bacon over medium-high, stirring occasionally, until fat is rendered and bacon is lightly browned, about 20 minutes. With a slotted spoon, transfer bacon to paper towels to drain. Pour off all but 1 tablespoon fat from skillet (reserve for another use); add onions and garlic, and cook until onions are translucent, about 6 minutes. Add vinegar, brown sugar, maple syrup, and coffee and bring to a boil, stirring and scraping up browned bits from skillet with a wooden spoon, about 2 minutes. Add bacon and stir to combine.

STEP 2
Transfer mixture to a 6-quart slow cooker and cook on high, uncovered, until liquid is syrupy, 3 1/2 to 4 hours. Transfer to a food processor; pulse until coarsely chopped. Let cool, then refrigerate in airtight containers, up to 4 weeks.

Whipped Feta

If you have read my blog at all, you know I love cheese. Cheese is just one of the reasons I could never go back to vegan. There are many great and yummy vegan foods, but vegan cheese is just not one of them. My favorites are goat cheese, feta, Brie, Camembert, Swiss, Provolone, cheddar, Colby-jack, Montery Jack; O.k. I think you get the idea. I love them all! So I was particularly intrigued by the many whipped cheese recipes on Pinterest recently. I was thinking about them tonight when I was going through my fridge, freezer, and cabinets to get a food check.

Whipped Feta

1/3 of a container of cream cheese, 1/2 container of goat cheese, a couple of tablespoons of olive oil

Put in your food processor and whip. Use as a spread on sandwiches, crostini, flat breads, or pizza. Use as a dip for chips, pita, apples, etc. So yummy!
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Cravings…

Pita chips and this…

https://funfoodiefamily.com/2013/07/05/creamy-sun-dried-tomato-spread/
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I just made enough for one serving, so no exact measurements…
Add a drop of 2 of Sriracha for a kick!
Can’t stop eating sun-dried tomatoes!

Panzanella Salad

I have made Panzanella Salad on the blog before…https://funfoodiefamily.com/2013/07/14/panzanella-and-pasta-ricotta

This time, I followed the same recipe with the bread, basil, tomatoes, and mozzarella. I added garlic (last time I was out), black and green olives for an extra salty bite, and balsamic vinegar. One of my favorites of all time. So yummy!
Instead of olives, you could also use capers.

You can use this as an appetizer, salad, or make a big plate for a vegetarian meal. Or you could add chunks of roasted chicken and it will still be super healthy! Add a nice glass of wine to round out your meal! Mange!
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